Hi Fi Shop Sketch - complete version

From the original transmission, not the shortened version as seen in all compilations/broadcasts since. Punchline included...excuse me yeah I wonder if you could
help me please um I want to buy a
grammar phone a what a grammophone
gramophone a
gramophone I don't think we got to need
gramophones here
Grande what's that that's an 3H hour
automatic cut direct drive turntable and
it's I'm very much mistaken what's the
difference between that and the
gramophone about 30 years at a plastic
cupboard you
Chief well I'd like one of these please
you sure yes please all right this is
going to be good right well as you can
see it's uh it's got all the speeds it's
got 33 and 45 yes what what do I do with
my old
78s what' you say nothing nothing you
say what about my old 78 didn't you no
no I didn't honestly
no all right so you got your deck right
do you want a Dolby with it uh yes
please only do with tape recorders Chief
all right do you want an amp uh no I
W you won't hear anything Grandad
without an amp I'm afraid of course yes
I want an amp yes all right what sort of
output you're looking for what sort have
you
got no no
clues about
medium how many watts exactly oh I
should think about about um about
three no two
2,000 about 500 30 30 30 30 so you know
all about it now you want a 30 W amp a
30 W amp do you want speakers yes do you
want Rumble filters yes do you want a
bag on your red
yes so you got your deck you got your
app you got your Rumble filters and of
course you got your bag on your in now
you want and tweeters no I don't want
stupid like you got when you're one of
my not Grandad they're in your
speakers you telling us you don't want
slim line salad dressing yes I do want
Slimline salad

dressing darling I'm afraid I didn't
have a lot of Joy with the gramophone
that's all right here I didn't have much
luck with the records either